Here is what the all-knowing one told me:
Personality type: Asshat
You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink grande capuccino are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name.
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better.
Heh. OK, but back off, Starbucks Bitches! I got my degree in English poetry, thank you very much.