Reminds me that old news is better than no news, so in the spirit of Friday gifts, I give you this from The Onion a few years ago:
NATIONAL FUNK CONGRESS DEADLOCKED ON GET UP/GET DOWN ISSUE
CHOCOLATE CITY—After months of ceaseless debate, including last week's record 76-hour filibuster slap-bass solo from Senate Rubber Band Minority Leader Bootsy Collins (D-OH), the National Funk Congress is no closer to resolving its deadlock over the controversial "get up/get down" issue, insiders reported Monday.
Senate Rubber Band Minority Leader Bootsy Collins (D-OH).
"Get up-uh, get on up! Get up-uh, get on up!" shouted Getuplican Party supporters on the steps of the Capitol as the debate, as well as a massive 14-piece instrumental jam, raged within. The pro-up-getting demonstrators' chants were nearly drowned out by those of a nearby group of jungle-boogie Downocrats, who called upon all citizens to "Get down, get down!"
The bitter "get up/get down" battle, which has polarized the nation's funk community, is part of a long-running battle between the two factions, rooted in more than 35 years of conflict over the direction in which the American people should shake it.
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Of course, there's always my favorite: Clinton to Drop Da Bomb on Iraq. You have to check out the graphic. "Mr. Wiggles to Do That Stuff," Indeed.
Heh--that's a good one. I like the part about Saddam Hussein forced to give up the funk.
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